John Scalzi – Agent to the Stars

The space-faring Yherajk have come to Earth to meet us and to begin humanity’s first interstellar friendship. There’s just one problem: They’re hideously ugly and they smell like rotting fish. So getting humanity’s trust is a challenge. The Yherajk need someone who can help them close the deal. Enter Thomas Stein, who knows something about closing deals. He’s one of Hollywood’s hottest young agents. But although Stein may have just concluded the biggest deal of his career, it’s quite another thing to negotiate for an entire alien race. To earn his percentage this time, he’s going to need all the smarts, skills, and wits he can muster.
Author: John Scalzi
Narrator: Wil Wheaton
Duration: 8 hours 49 minutes
Released: 10 Jul 2012
Publisher: Audible Studios
Language: English

User Review:

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This is a wonderfully funny mash up of the Hollywood insider story and a first contact tale. Not only is this imaginative but well executed and oddly genuine.
Wil Wheaton is a phenomenal reader and I hope he does more.
John Scalzi’s unique voice in SciFi reminds me of Spider Robinson’s intro decades ago, just something totally different. He brings a lot to the table with this fairly short story, but with the intelligence and humor you’d expect from Scalzi. The concept he puts forward is crazy, but you gradually start to come around to the idea that it is not only a worthwhile story, but kind of a good idea that you can’t believe you haven’t thought of before… Aliens really could use representation.